11 things you can’t do with a tampon in

1. Fight a dragon.

2. Fold a piece of paper more than seven times.

3. Lick your elbow.

4. Please everyone.

5. Divide a prime number into a whole number by two.

6. Stop the feeling.

7. Touch this.

8. Open a pot of yoghurt without a little bit spurting all over your top.

9. Roll your tongue, if you couldn’t already.

10. Have just one Pringle.

11. Fly (except metaphorically).

Things you CAN do with a tampon in:

Basically everything else.

Go on then!

Image: Hailey Hamilton

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