Just kidding. If only things were that simple.
The truth is, your first period can be a bit like a surprise party. There are clues that something is going on… a few of your friends seem to know something you don’t… maybe your mum is being coy, you have a feeling deep in your stomach that you can’t identify, or you want to stuff your face with cake.
And there are times when you are 100% sure it’s about to happen… only to find no one is actually hiding behind the sofa at all.
So if not next Tuesday, when?
The average age for your first period is between 11 and 13 – though some people get their period as young as eight, others will be more like 16. And either way, it’s all totally fine. It just depends on your body and how quickly it develops.
If you find you’re early to the party, don’t worry, it just gives you extra time to get the hang of things. And if you’re running a little behind, that’s not a big deal either. You’ve heard the term ‘fashionably late’, right?
So it’s not a race – it’s a waiting game?
Well, yes. But not everyone likes surprises, and helpfully there are signs to look out for that your period is on its way (no, not a text).
Usually your breasts will begin growing first. Those little bumps that might have formed under your nipples are breast buds, and periods generally show up around two years after those bad boys arrive on the scene.
- The average age for your first period is between 11 and 13, but it could be as young as eight or as late as 16.
- Clues that your period might be on its way include breasts growing, discharge in your pants and body hair – but everyone is different.
- Starting a little later is no big drama, but you can chat to your GP if you are worried.
And about a year after your boobs begin to grow, you might find that you start producing discharge. This is your body’s way of letting you know that things in your uterus are kicking into gear, and most people find that their periods arrive between six months to a year after this.
During this time you might also notice armpit hair and pubic hair making an appearance – another little clue that periods are incoming. But remember, everybody’s body is different. Did we mention that already?
Is there anyone that can tell me?
You can try a psychic if that’s your thing… but it’s probably easier to talk to your mum (or sister or auntie) about when they got their period, if you can. It’s pretty likely you’ll get your period around the same time she got hers.
And apart from that…
Just try to be patient. If you get to 16 and you haven’t had your first period yet, it might be a good idea to chat to your GP about what might be holding things up. But whether you get your first period at eight or 18, it’s nothing to freak out about.
And like any other surprise party, we say there should probably be cake.