1. Is this a joke? This is a joke right?
2. Maybe if I disconnect and reconnect it will work?
3. This is the worst day of my life.
4. If I keep refreshing the page, the internet will realise how much I love it and it will come back to me.
5. What did people even do before the internet existed? Play with… marbles.
6. How do you even play with marbles?
7. What if I turn to router off and on again?
8. I wonder if I could guess our next door neighbour’s Wi-Fi password.
9. asgT52zestylimes? Argh. Not that.
10. Password1? Damn, it’s not that either.
11. Why didn’t we just have a blackout instead? I don’t even need lights that much. Anything would be preferable to this.
12. Isn’t the internet like, a basic human right?
13. I’ll google it.
14. Crap. I can’t.
15. I wonder if I could use this to get out of doing my homework…
16. How much data do I have left on my phone?
17. How annoyed will my parents be if I go over my limit again?
18. Maybe it will be worth getting groun-
19. OH MY GOD IT’S BACK!!!! HELLO SWEET INTERNET.
20. That was the longest two minutes in the history of the world.
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