‘Pass Me Sugar’, and 11 other alternative definitions for PMS

Sure, we know it actually means Premenstrual Syndrome (and if you didn’t, here’s your NTK). But there are so many other things those three little letters could stand for… Here are 11 alternative PMS definitions:

1. Pass Me Sugar

2. Pre-Murderous Stress

3. Period Made Suffering

4. Powerful Maiden, Slaying

5. Pah! Morons. Srsly.

6. Please Move Somewhere else (Preferably far, far away from where I am)

7. Pimple Massacre on my Skin

8. Pretty Murderous Scene (in my pants)

9. Promise Me this will Stop

10. Pain Makes me Sassy

11. Permanently and Mysteriously Starving

@LilyPesch

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