chevron-right user search instagram twitter facebook-f snapchat youtube number 1 number 2 number 3 number 4

‘Pass Me Sugar’, and 11 other alternative definitions for PMS

Sure, we know it actually means Premenstrual Syndrome (and if you didn’t, here’s your NTK). But there are so many other things those three little letters could stand for… Here are 11 alternative PMS definitions:

1. Pass Me Sugar

2. Pre-Murderous Stress

3. Period Made Suffering

4. Powerful Maiden, Slaying

5. Pah! Morons. Srsly.

6. Please Move Somewhere else (Preferably far, far away from where I am)

7. Pimple Massacre on my Skin

8. Pretty Murderous Scene (in my pants)

9. Promise Me this will Stop

10. Pain Makes me Sassy

11. Permanently and Mysteriously Starving


It’s time you started celebrating your period, guys. Sign up to bettybox RN and get all your tampons and pads, beauty products, sweet treats and loads more cool stuff delivered to your door, every single month. We know. It’s totally awesome. 

Tags: , ,

Sign up for betty latest

Sign up to our fab betty email newsletter for:

  • A fun and refreshingly honest chat on all things periods and puberty.
  • All things lols, fun and style from our betty hub.
  • Exclusive offers on your favourite brands from the betty box.
Parent Under 18

*By clicking 'Sign Up’, you are indicating that you are aged over 13 years old and have read and agreed to the Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. You can unsubscribe from emails at any time. We’ll always treat your personal details the utmost care, for all information on how and why we use your data see our Privacy Policy