What was life before Cameron Dallas? We’re sure it had less meaning, but thankfully this beautiful being graced the world with his presence on 8 September 1994, and now he’s celebrating his 23rd birthday. Happy birthday, Cam!

In celebration of this blessed event, let’s check out 11 times we wished we were Mr Dallas’ girlfriend – and yeah, it was pretty hard to narrow it down to just 11 times…

1. When he woke up like this

GOOD MORNING 😊🤘🏽

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Beyoncé isn’t the only one who’s #flawless.

2. When he cuddled up to the cutest doggo ever

Puppy Rottweiler 😍

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Two sets of puppy dog eyes right there.

3. When he rocked the cover of Rollacoaster

Justin killed this cover @rollacoastermagazine @justinrcampbell @tommyhilfiger @morgaanp @patriciamoraleshair

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Yes, he even makes the corner of the dirty kitchen look good.

4. When he bottle-fed a tiny baby monkey

SOMEONE CHECK BOTTLE FEED A MONKEY OFF MY BUCKET LIST

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BRB, ovaries just exploded.

5. When he worked out shirtless and shared it on Instagram

So thoughtful. So fit.

6. Every time we watch his Netflix series, Chasing Cameron

It’s like a window to his soul.

7. When he caught feels

Hiii

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So here for those.

8. When he posted selfies with his mum

Taking my mom to Milan 😊 @ginabina77

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Gina brought him up RIGHT.

9. When he got all philosophical about *~lUrVe~*

We’re right here, Cameron!

10. When this was his off-duty vibe

Look at that smize.

11. When he stole the show in Charli XCX’s Boys music video

We’ll be busy dreaming ’bout Cam.

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You’ve probably heard about Kesha’s legal battle with her former producer, Dr Luke; she alleged that he sexually assaulted her, but because of her recording contract she was unable to release any new music without his involvement. Then her case was dismissed. Sad, sad stuff.

For years we were denied any new Kesha music, having to settle for playing her old material on a Spotify loop, all the while wondering if she’d even WANT us to be listening to it.

But, dear Animals, Kesha is BACK. Her (amazing) new single Praying dropped on 6 July and, since then, we’ve had two more tracks from the glitteriest lady in pop. Here’s everything you need to know about Kesha’s comeback so far…

Praying is her first single in nearly four years

And my goodness was it worth the wait. “This song is about me finding peace in the fact that I can’t control everything — because trying to control everyone was killing me,” Kesha wrote in her Lenny Letter. “It’s about learning to let go and realise that the universe is in control of my fate, not me.”

It was written by Ryan Lewis

Shouts to @bottomlineguitars with the BEAUTIFUL custom 7 string! Winning!

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The Grammy-winning Macklemore star said he was “honoured” to be part of Kesha’s return to form.

Kesha’s new album, Rainbow, is on the way

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In fact, it drops on 11 August, and includes two collaborations with Eagles Of Death Metal plus one with Dolly Parton.

“The reason I wanted to name this record Rainbow is because I kind of associate healing with kind of going back to my child-like mind, before I got all twisted and turned and beaten and heartbroken and all those things,” Kesha explained in a recent interview.

“Everything was magical and I didn’t understand it and the world was so big and beautiful and I trusted everyone and everything and it was just so perfect and wonderful.”

Praying isn’t the only therapeutic song on the album

Of Learn To Let Go, Kesha said, “This song is about washing away what doesn’t work for you… Vulnerability has never felt so freeing and cathartic.”

Woman, meanwhile, is “an anthem for anyone else who wants to yell about being self-sufficient and strong.” Kesha did, however, take the time to remind us that her inner wild child is still there.

“It’s important for me that people know that there are a lot of emotions on my new album Rainbow – but the wild fun energy that first inspired me to perform has not, and will never, go away,” she wrote on Instagram.

She has plenty of support from her fellow celebs

Just take a look at some of the tweets championing Kesha over the past few weeks:

Long may the glitter queen reign.

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With all of their annoying habits, weird AF traditions and truly gifted ability to embarrass you at any given moment, your family is definitely one of a kind. But even though siblings and parents can be the most annoying people on the planet, you wouldn’t change ’em for the world would you. WOULD YOU?

Yep, we’re afraid you can’t choose your family – but you can dream. So if we could wave a magic wand and sprinkle them with some star quality and a shedload of cash, which celebrity clan do you think yours would be? Would you be chilling with the Styles set, jetsetting with the Hadids, cashing in on that Kardashian/Jenner magic or taking high tea with the Royals?

You’d better take this very scientific quiz to discover which A-Lister dynasty you really belong to.

1. Which of these sounds like your fave family dinner?

2. It’s Quality Family Time Night tonight. What have you all got planned?

3. What are you lot most likely to argue about?

4. If you HAD to take on one of the family chores, which one would you go for?

5. Pick something to inherit from your ’rents

6. Choose an embarrassing dad joke. Yes, you have to pick one.

7. For the ultimate family holiday, where would you head off to?

8. What’s the first thing your family would do if y’all won the lottery?

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