Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fat… it’s time to put on a tacky jumper and a bobble hat.
Ok, so the bobble hat may be overkill, but at betty we believe there’s no such thing as having too many Christmas jumpers (Lauren has four). Everyone knows there’s a sliding scale of Christmas jumpery, ranging from the hilariously fugly to grandmother-approved to absolutely beautiful; and our round-up has them all. Scroll and sigh, guys.
Feline the Christmas spirit
If Taylor Swift was a Christmas jumper, she would look exactly like this.
Have a very beary Christmas
Classy, right? But if you look really closely at the polar bears, you can see they’re wearing scarves. This is the sort of joyful detail that takes a good Christmas jumper and turns it into a great one.
A date with Destiny
This jumper combines two of the purest joys on the planet: Destiny’s Child and puns. In it, Christmas is sure to be booty-licious – by which we mean the piles of booty under the tree.
On the nose
If there was ever a day to embrace the sequin trend that is currently bedazzling the high street, surely this is it.
This is the ideal jumper for cuddling up next to the fire with a hot water bottle in one hand and a hot choc in the other. Maximum cosiness: unlocked.
Guys. There’s a sloth. Wearing ear warmers. We have hit peak Christmas jumper.
When Beliebers become believers
2015 was the year we all became Beliebers. Maybe 2016 should be the year we all become believers again…? Ok, it was a long shot.
Oh, deery me
If you can get over the fact that the reindeers on the sleeves look like they have six legs, then this is the perfect jumper for you.